The God of Metal Name Generator

What is metal? It's more than a scene, its a lifestyle, and we've got one thing to say to the world: "Fuck you!" Are you constantly wondering if there's something better, heavier out there than screamo, nu-metal and hardcore? Do you know who EDDIE is? Can you look me in the eye and tell me you're fed up with seeing MTV still on the air? If you are truly of a metal persuasion, take your birthright and join the GODS OF METAL! Incidently, you'll notice a lacking of various sub-genres of metal in the pull down menu. This is because Power Metal, Progressive Metal, and other such categories of MIGHTY METAL, while totally awesome, don't use totally rad metal names in their undying quest to be the heaviest, hardest, unrelenting force of chaos known to man (THE VERY DEFINITION OF METAL).