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What Did Your Yuppie Parents Name You?

In the past few years, people have been giving their babies stupider and stupider names. When was the last time you heard about a "Bob" or a "Lisa" being born?

The following trends listed below seem to run rampant in young childrens' monnikers lately:

~Giving the child a nice and normal name (Nicholas), but spelling it so ridiculously that it is practically unrecognizable (Nykaliss).

~Using surnames as first names.

~Giving girls boys' names.

So... what would your name be if you were born within the past five years?

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