What Did Your Yuppie Parents Name You?

In the past few years, people have been giving their babies stupider and stupider names. When was the last time you heard about a "Bob" or a "Lisa" being born?

The following trends listed below seem to run rampant in young childrens' monnikers lately:

~Giving the child a nice and normal name (Nicholas), but spelling it so ridiculously that it is practically unrecognizable (Nykaliss).

~Using surnames as first names.

~Giving girls boys' names.

So... what would your name be if you were born within the past five years?

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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