@rumandmonkey We're off to obliterate a village. See you soon.


Ever headbanged to Cannibal Corpse? Burnt down a church? Air guitared to Cryptopsy? Worshipped Satan?

I thought so.

You sit on your computer when you really belong on stage in front of thousands of suicidal fans. Forget learning guitar, writing lyrics or buying instuments - All you really need to succeed is long hair and a killer band name!

And here it is - All your metal dreams await you, if your not too stoned and can see through your hair to click and find out.

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