The Evil Unamerican Name Generator

America is at war. The forces of evil threaten its very existence. Until those forces are vanquished, they are at large and no-one is safe.

You too can be a force of evil. Just place your name into DEFCON 1 below and view the outcome with suspicion.

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:


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