The Evil Name Generator

Everyone wishes they were evil. Everyone. Well, maybe there was that one guy, but he doesn't count, for obvious reasons.

To truly be evil, you need an evil name. There are many ways to make your name resonate within the hearts of millions, and make the pathetic fools tremble in their shoes:

Be so evil, that your name is synonymous with everything bad, and horrible in the world. Be so evil, that no one in the future ever think of giving their kids the same name. I mean, do you see many kids walking around named "Adolf" these days? No, I didn't think so.

But, you don't have time to go through all that. You want to be evil NOW.

So, you take names which are already evil, and are already synonymous with bad, horrible things, and you make them into one name-- your name. This is a highly scientific technique.

So, without further ado...