The Redneck Name Generator

Do you wish you could fit in with your cool redneck friends, the ones with names like "Racist Ed", and "Tight Sally"?

You thought you were stuck with your plain, ordinary name, huh? You thought you were always going to be ridiculed by "Beer Hank", huh?

Well... your days of being ridiculed are over! Just type in your name, and become redneckified!

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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