The Punk Band Name Generator

I know it's hard for aspiring wannabe punk rockers to name their shitty garage band. Well, thanks to the internet (the only way that'll get your band the four listeners you're shooting for), you can have a formulaic (if you don't know what that word means, you're probably the band's drummer) band name!

So, pick which band you are, punk or emo, and then blast it away.