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Your Not a Good Liar So You Need an Excuse Generator

by Jessica L. Roberts

So maybe you stood some internet boyfriend up and you don't know how to reply to his whiney email. Or maybe mom and dad caught you doing something REALLY BAD! And you just cant be grounded again! Or maybe, youre an asshole and need a lie to cover your tracks... well, I'm here to help you.

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