the names you may call a three-egged squirrel that lunged out in front of your car with a bottle of gin(by Laura V from BURTON!!!)
its is likely that yuo have all witnessed it, the way that it sneaks round the side of roads waiting for the unsuspecting conscientious driverr to come by-the kinda driver that swerves to avoid 'defenceless animals). this squirrel is good. its learnt from its mistakes(its missing leg) and it takes no prisoners...it lunges at you, its little fangs bared at you, dragging the bottle of gin it stole from a semi-conscious hobo, of all the cruel things to do:(...it enjoys the fact that it has just maimed innocent drivers and their passengers. but this time yuo were lucky, you avoided the squirrel and the tree, as you turn to see its evil blary eyes and its shaking its fist at you- don't you think you should let it no what you think of it??? but- you dont know what oyu think of it, youre lost for words...this is where we come in. by using our generator, you will never be lost for words next time that alcoholic spastic squirrel tries to cause your downfall....just remember, use these words carefully...this is some potent shit, man!!! (just thought i'd prove im still down with the kids- not consumed by a hatred of squirrels or obsession with pirates...but you kneww that anyway.
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