Have you always wanted to go into the world and rid it of evil? Obtain honour, glory, and pride? Be known forever? Get chicks?
But first, you must find yourself a new and elusive alias to do your task. The world must not yet know your true identity. Go, then. Enter your name and know your destiny.
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