The Female Bum Name Generator

You are sitting on the side of the road. You just gave a handjob for $3.64 and a pack of Big League Chew. Piss covers the front of your pants and shit is spread on the back and that sore on your lip just keeps getting bigger. You haven't slept in a bed in 13 years and you can't remember the last time you had feeling in your genitalia. Welcome to the wonderful world of being a female bum. Now if you only had a good name...

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

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