The Female Bum Name Generator

You are sitting on the side of the road. You just gave a handjob for $3.64 and a pack of Big League Chew. Piss covers the front of your pants and shit is spread on the back and that sore on your lip just keeps getting bigger. You haven't slept in a bed in 13 years and you can't remember the last time you had feeling in your genitalia. Welcome to the wonderful world of being a female bum. Now if you only had a good name...

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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