Become Jewish!!!
They're a funny old bunch, those kosher folk. Rather than picking names from their heritage, or the Torah, the Jerusalem Jews tend to make them up. Sometimes they'll combine the name of their religion with Scottish name-parts. Other times it's impossible to quite understand what their parents were thinking.

So to Become Judaiac, and be Auto-Bar-Mitzpha-ed enter your name, and press the button...(NOTE- Yente is Female, Moishe is Male)

Which generation do you belong to?

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