the true metal name generator

Are you a Fan of Power Metal? Or perhaps D&D? Maybe you're so sad you simply wish you were cool enough to be into these things. Well now you can be! with this name Generator, You'll go from 40 pound weakling to Hulking Bronzed Crusader of all that is True (or atleast you'll come off that way if you use this name on your shitty geekboy webforums)! Simply enter your name in the box below to begin your transformation into a TRUE METAL WARRIOR!

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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