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The Cynical Umbrella Brand Name Generator

Been asked to create an umbrella brand? Not sure if you're completely cynical about brands, or whether to be semi-interested in case you earn a commission out of it? Roll up, roll up to the most useful tool on the internet! You can enjoy scowling at this lot, until you find a winning name that you actually quite fancy pitching to your uninspired boss!

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