Edith Wharton was a Sadistic Bitch Name Generator

Yes yes. We all know that Edith Wharton was one bitchy sadistic son of a bitch. Some have even gone so far as to suggest that she has been reincarnated as Mr. Jim san Marco himself. Though we can all see the hellfires surrounding his every move, we are also powerless to stop him. Until now...

By entering your piggish pagan name below, you will recieve the blessings of humanity and, graced with your new all-powerful warrior name, you alone will lead the human race to victory over this demon.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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