Your s00p3r 133t online screenname

It's important to pick the right name before you go and shoot people online playing Unreal Tournament. Because psyching your opponent out is half the game. And the best way to psych your opponent out is to make a name so chock full of l33tspeak crap that no one knows what the hell it means. So if you want to be as cool as a 30-year old man who lives at his mom's house and doesn't hold down a job because "the clan comes first! HONOR! RESPECT! Dark Wizards!!", then b3 133t! Let me pick a name for you! And if you are already 133t! and need a good disguise, b3 a n00b!