The Red Army Name Generator

Ho Comrade! You know, after the Cold War, the USSR broke up and Russia is not red anymore, but that doesn't mean you can't be a part of the Red Army! Just put your regular name in the box and then you'll get bolshoy names, da?

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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