Namer of Thrones

Are you bummed out that you're stuck in this humdrum "real world" instead of a land of murderous court intrigue, devastating war and insane natural conditions? "Why can't I be a power player in the game which you either win or you die?" you cry?

Well pule no more, varlet! With no more than the press of a button you can be dubbed a real noble of the Western Continent! Choose a gender, enter a first and last name and be whisked awaaaayyyy...

Note: There is a nontrivial chance your Name of Thrones will be identical to your own name. If that is the case, look around to ensure that you are not already in a pseudo-medieval fantasy world. Also note that this name generator is for daydreaming purposes only--the next time you raise a hand to infringe copyright will be the last time you have hands.