Anyone can suit up, grab a stick and hit the ice, but the only ones who truly succeed are the ones with totally kick-ass Canadian Names. Nothing strikes fear into the heart of an opponent like a Canadian hockey player, so erase the "smith" or "johnson" from the back of your jersey and slap on your new Canadian Hockey Player Name!
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