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Houston's 3rd Ward Name Generator

by Elle

Change your name to protect your innocence. For those of you that DON'T know, the University of Houston is located in the middle of Houston's FABULOUS 3rd Ward, home to the biggest crack dealer, most pimptastic rides, Holiday Food Store, & Henderson's Chicken Shack. So, save your self, enter your first & last name below to find out how YOU'LL fit in wit' da bruthas & da hos that surround our fair campus.

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