The Alternian Troll Name Generator

OK, loser - let's get one thing straight. If it was up to me, you would have been stomped on as a wriggler. However, it turns out that - by some cruel joke of the greater destiny of the Cosmos, that is not going to happen.

I know you're a lowly disgusting monkey human, so here's a troll name for you that should at least help you to suck a little bit less.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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