The Alternian Troll Name Generator

OK, loser - let's get one thing straight. If it was up to me, you would have been stomped on as a wriggler. However, it turns out that - by some cruel joke of the greater destiny of the Cosmos, that is not going to happen.

I know you're a lowly disgusting monkey human, so here's a troll name for you that should at least help you to suck a little bit less.

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

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