The Alternian Troll Name Generator

OKAY ASSHOLE, LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT. IF IT WERE UP TO ME YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN STAMPED ON AS A WRIGGLER, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT BY SOME CRUEL JOKE OF THE GREATER FUCKING DESTINY OF THE COSMOS THAT THAT IS NOT A THING THAT HAS HAPPENED.

I KNOW YOU'RE A FUCKING PINK PHALLUS MONKEY HUMAN, SO HERE'S SOMETHING TO GIVE YOU A TROLL NAME, A RACE THAT DOESN'T TOTALLY SUCK HAIRY CHOLERBEAR COCK. ONCE YOU HAVE IT, JUST FUCK OFF SO THAT I CAN GET ON WITH NOT CARING ABOUT SOME OTHER POINTLESS LOAD OF HORSE SHIT.

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