The lights shine own on only you as you bow. People throw roses at your feet and beg you to kiss their babies and sign peoples backs. Ahh the life of a famous actor or actress. If only you could quit your stupid job or finish school and change your name and pretend to move from Canada to pursue the life of luxury and pure happiness. If only, if only... Oh well, at least there's a name generator so you can dream up your life of fame and fortune under a new name and fake accent!
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