The Alternian Troll Name Generator

HEY ASSHOLE. I'M SICK OF GRUBFUCKERS ASKING ME TO BLOOD THEM IN TO OUR KICK-ASS RACE AND OTHER SUCH ACTS THAT ARE ALMOST AS IMPOSSIBLE AS THEY ARE INFURIATING. IF YOU WANT A NAME, JUST PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON I MEAN JEGUS CHRIST.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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