The Galactic Champion Name Generator

If you're anything like me, you've stared intently at your bedroom door for hours, trying to use "the magic of the mind" to close it. Imagine one day you succeed! You'll need a pretty banging name to go along with all of the fame, fortune and fear you'll garner, once you've begun your quest for Universal conquest. Here's where this quiz steps in. Get in early.

Don't wait until the news reports are breaking that "John Brown" is attempting to open a Crystal Vortex which can swallow the sun. Get something MUCH cooler on the boil.

So, take a hit. Be somebody.