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The Philippine Presidential Candidate Name Generator

Hoy! The throne of the Philippine Monarchy is again up for grabs! You know you want it...after all, who wouldn't want to gain total dominion over an unstable Southeast Asian corporate republic? It's time you came into the picture: it's your winnability destiny! But first, you need a catchy name to cater to the ever faitful masa, no? Enter your name, and your scheming advisors will do the rest!

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