The Guidette Name Generator

Oh no! You hung out with some juicing guidos last night and were all set to get majorly hooking up when you introduced yourself as... Gemma Smith. You just blocked yourself. If you're gonna keep hanging with The Situation, you better find your guidette name. Noone likes a pale girl.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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