Mighty Generator of Pie and Other Delicious Desserts Names

So, the almighty dessert. It's sweet, it's heavenly, it's the reason the most horrible crimes are committed (sugar-deprived people are not fun to deal with). But what would you be if you were a dessert? Would you be the prized, dainty soufflé? The humble apple pie? Or the spontaneous chocolate chip cookie?

Well, wonder no further, unfortunate soul who is not a dessert. I will channel into my non-existent psychic abilities and tell you what the dessert world holds for you--if only you had chosen that path when you were deciding what to be.

Oh well.

At least you get to eat what you can't be.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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