The Crack-Smoking Blaxploitation Name Generator

Remember movies like Coffy and Hell in Harlem? Of course not! You are probably too young or you can't remember because you ravaged by time and years of cocaine abuse. Well, don't forget the good old days where you weren't black if you didn't carry a shotgun, talk fast, and blow the brains out of drug dealers named after crop pests.

Dedicated to Al "Chubba Brotha" Sharpton

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