Your asshole name generator!

Ever wonder what your name would be IF you were an ass or a hole? Ass is male and Hole is female by the way.

You've come to the right place! There will be a FEW swears, but hey, at least if you were an asshole, you wouldn't give a shit on what your name was!

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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