Your asshole name generator!

Ever wonder what your name would be IF you were an ass or a hole? Ass is male and Hole is female by the way.

You've come to the right place! There will be a FEW swears, but hey, at least if you were an asshole, you wouldn't give a shit on what your name was!

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

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