Neoneun Nugu Imnida?

So you want to a Korean Celebrity? Or maybe the hippest dictator? I have it all! ... Well, not nearly, but have a bit.

For the culturally unaware, the following applies. Learn Korean!
Dongmul = Animal
Namja = Man
Yeoja = Woman

And I would have thought this was obvious but apparently some need it explained; the name you recieve will be in the proper Korean "Last Name - First Name - Second Name" fashion. I don't really care how you put it in, but if you're not asian it will come out "backwards".