The Username Generator

You're trying to register an account at a forum.

The first thing you see is:

USERNAME: _______________

You think.

And think.

And think some more.

But you just can't think of a good name.

Well, your worries are over.

Just type in your name (or your mother's, or your dog's, or your great-aunt's) and -POOF- you have a username.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...