The Silly Chinese Name Generator

Ever wanted to have funny eyes and take the piss out of "wide eyed 'Can I use my Credit Card' Americans, then now is your chance. ps. Im English wot-wot.

You'll be drinking all the tea in China with this Chicken-Chouriffic name Generator. So praise be to the mighty Dragon who watches us all on a new year that's different to everyone elses. Praise be.

Note on pronunciation:
Cao = Cow
Ayneda = Eye need a
Ayame = Eye yam a
Guan = Go on
Wei = Why

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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