The Silly Chinese Name Generator

Ever wanted to have funny eyes and take the piss out of "wide eyed 'Can I use my Credit Card' Americans, then now is your chance. ps. Im English wot-wot.

You'll be drinking all the tea in China with this Chicken-Chouriffic name Generator. So praise be to the mighty Dragon who watches us all on a new year that's different to everyone elses. Praise be.

Note on pronunciation:
Cao = Cow
Ayneda = Eye need a
Ayame = Eye yam a
Guan = Go on
Wei = Why

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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