The Chav Name Generator
Want to be British? Think everyone is either "Cockney" or "Posh"? Think again. Now you too can have your very own Chav name and fit in with a HUGE portion of the population. Use this name when you binge drink. Use this name when you go to Ibiza. Have your mother scream this name to summon you home for "tea" (not pinkies in the air tea, Mate - we're talking beans on toast here). Use this name at the kebab shop. Your Chav name will never let you down. With it, you can be arrested in ANY town in Britain and puke on any copper who tries to haul you in.