The Chav Name Generator

Want to be British? Think everyone is either "Cockney" or "Posh"? Think again. Now you too can have your very own Chav name and fit in with a HUGE portion of the population. Use this name when you binge drink. Use this name when you go to Ibiza. Have your mother scream this name to summon you home for "tea" (not pinkies in the air tea, Mate - we're talking beans on toast here). Use this name at the kebab shop. Your Chav name will never let you down. With it, you can be arrested in ANY town in Britain and puke on any copper who tries to haul you in.

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

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