The NME Hack Wheel of Comparison

Ever wanted to write for NME but just didn't know what to say? Ever heard a new band and just couldn't think of the right combination of bizzare bands and events that describe their sound? Well you're in luck! Just enter the artist's name and whether they're a band, duo or solo artist and we'll give you the perfect review!

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

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