The "I Got Raped By Michael Jackson" Name Generator

Have you ever noticed how most of the people who are famous have a sort of strange name? Well if you got raped by Michael Jackson and went to the police about it, you might become famous too ([like those people who told on him]). So lets pretend that you got raped by Michael Jackson ([eew..]) and give you a weird name.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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