Ever wanted to live on the Jasmine Allen and get Harrassed by the Filth?
Ever fancied getting taken to Sunhills notorious St Hughes Hospital after a hit and run?
Ever wanted to open the door to a bunch of overweight coppers or detectives in beige trenchcoats and shout 'Mum it's the filf!' in a pseudo Cockerney-Sparra accent to your crack-whore of a mother?
Ever wanted Frank Burnside to refer to you as a toe-rag or a Scrote?
Of course you have!
So, find out what your Bill Characters name is, enter your name and current profession here!!
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