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What kind of looter am I?

by William Burr

Current result


Some looters, let's face it, are justified. Everything they know is gone. Their food, their families, their worlds. Perhaps a couple of bottles of water, some bread, some tinned goods can be spared. Perhaps zero tolerance to looting isn't such a great idea after all. Perhaps, when it comes down to it, we need to have a little compassion. Humanity. Let people steal if they're going to die without it.

Or are we so fucking greedy that this is unacceptable? You cunt.

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Random Junk Thief: 2 votes
Just Hungry: 4 votes

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