What kind of looter am I?
by William Burr
Current result
Loving really comes into its own when a professional gets their hands on it.
The thief of hearts is not a conventional looter; rather than stereo sound systems, they steal love, stolen kisses under the moonlight, hugs and cuddles, the twinkling smiles of their victims. Also Wonderbread and roofies, because nothing says "I love you" like rape and colon cancer.
All votes
| Thief of Hearts: 2 votes |
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| Corporate Looter: 1 votes |
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| Random Junk Thief: 1 votes |
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| Just Hungry: 1 votes |
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