What kind of looter am I?
by William Burr
Current result
War! Pestilence! Famine!
"I'll take a can opener, an inflatable Jesus, five tins of Ajax and a plastic flamingo. You never know when this shit will be useful, you know? Particularly the Jesus and the flamingo. It's important to have a portable effigy at your disposal. And if you get bored, you can put Jesus into hilarious sexual situations with the bird. It's all good fun. Leave me alone, alright? I know what I need and I know what I like. I know what Jesus likes too. Jesus likes the birds."
All votes
| Corporate Looter: 2 votes |
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| Random Junk Thief: 3 votes |
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| Just Hungry: 1 votes |
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