The Iraqi Leadership Name Generator

Since the war, the Iraqi leadership have become minor celebrities. You can get T-shirts with their faces on; there are decks of playing cards featuring all of them. The Iraqi information minister in particular has become one of the most loved characters on any opposition side in any bloody conflict ever.

And you're jealous of the fame and attention. We can tell.

That's okay though; now, through the power of computers and technology, we can make you one of them. You too can face the onslaught of a coalition of the willing; you too can face them off with a resounding "you will all die". All you have to do is enter your details below and we'll do the rest.

What's your real name?
How long do you want your Iraqi name to be?
Short but powerful, like Saddam Long enough to win Even more deadly Big like a supergun

Our initial assessment is: you will be much more fearsome.