Since the war, the Iraqi leadership have become minor celebrities. You can get T-shirts with their faces on; there are decks of playing cards featuring all of them. The Iraqi information minister in particular has become one of the most loved characters on any opposition side in any bloody conflict ever.
And you're jealous of the fame and attention. We can tell.
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