You think you have friends. We know how it is. You hang out with them, they smile, they're friendly, you get on well together.
Well, here's the thing: secretly, deep down, they fucking hate you. All they really want to do is hassle you; reject you; kick you while you're down. And who are we to stop them? Who, in fact, is anyone?
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