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The Crappy Little Elf Name Generator

These days, elves have more fun.

We're serious. Look at that Legolas; of all the characters in JRR Tolkein's vaguely asinine fantasy trilogy, he has received the most attention. The most fame. Indeed, the most love, and as we learn from the widely-known subtext of The Lord of the Rings, there ain't no loving like elf loving. Even his little elfin ears seem to drip with sweaty, salty man juices.

Or something. Anyway, everything else aside, elves are fucking everywhere these days and we know you want to be one. In true altruistic Rum and Monkey tradition, we intend to help you - just type your human name below and we'll do the rest.

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Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.

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