Weapons of Mass Destruction Donation System

We are sorry to inform you that the donation system has been closed. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Planning on bombing the Middle East but just don't have the funds? Would you like to engage in the fun and exciting world of the weapons trade, if you only could? Perhaps you just want to have your very own biological arsenal, for kicks?

We at Rum and Monkey know how difficult it is to be a successful tyrant in this era of peace and tranquility. The oppressive regime bubble has well and truly burst, and it is often impossible for human rights violations and the breaching of international law to carry on without support; this is why we have designed this system.

Here's how it works. When you sign up for an account, you'll get some special code that will allow you to place the following button somewhere on your Web site or journal:

Donate Weapons of Mass Destruction

Friendly weapons-owning people can then click it and donate the weapons of mass destruction of their choice. Depending on options you set, you can either have each donation sent to you by email, or check on your donations here at Donations Central.

Either way, if you haven't yet, now's the time to become a member of your very own Axis of Evil!