Planning on bombing the Middle East but just don't have the funds? Would you like
to engage in the fun and exciting world of the weapons trade, if you only could?
Perhaps you just want to have your very own biological arsenal, for kicks?
We at Rum and Monkey
know how difficult it is to be a successful tyrant in this era of peace and
tranquility. The oppressive regime bubble has well and truly burst, and it is often
impossible for human rights violations and the breaching of international law to
carry on without support; this is why we have designed this system.
Here's how it works. When you sign up for an account, you'll get some special
code that will allow you to place the following button somewhere on your Web site
or journal:
Friendly weapons-owning people can then click it and donate the weapons of mass
destruction of their choice. Depending on options you set, you can either have each
donation sent to you by email, or check on your donations here at Donations Central.
Either way, if you haven't yet, now's the time to become a member of your very own
Axis of Evil!
