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How Compatible Are You?

We've all seen sites that try and calculate how compatible you are with your friends and strange people you met on the Internet. And yeah, they're a lot of fun, but something always seems missing. There's that niggling feeling at the back of your mind that they've left out something excruciatingly important.

This quiz asks all the important questions. Type in your email address, answer the questions, and check yourself against the ones you love.

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This is required if you want to see how compatible you are with people; otherwise we'll just give you a personality score. Don't worry, you won't get any spam.
 
Have you ever obliterated a village?
 
Does God call you God?
 
People who disagree with you ...
 
Other people ...
 
You find a watch in the desert. Do you ...
 
Define semantics.
 
"LOL u r a fag". Acceptable and erudite commentary?
 
The best invention of the past 2000 years was ...
 
Clues to the origins of the universe can be best found in ...
 
What was the turning point of World War Two?
 
Are you a goddamn pinko communist?
 
Which is more biased?
 
Have you no heart?
 
Is abortion murder?
 
You see two people of the same sex kissing in the street. What does that make you feel?
 
A wide-ranging set of Orwellian legislation is established which clamps down on your freedoms. What is your first response?
 
You run a popular and interesting satirical Web site. What kind of things do you include?
 
Rape is ...
 
The pinnacle of TV humour is ...
 
A great song you love is ...