@rumandmonkey The Super Bowl is, of course, the more well-known, surface-based sister of the Sub Bowl, an annual event held deep underground.

Which Presidential Candidate Are You?

What's the greatest threat to the United States today?
 
How about them gays, eh?
 
Have you ever obliterated a village?
 
Abortion!
 
What about the plight of the Native Americans?
 
What's your stance on the war in Iraq?
 
Stem cell research?
 
What's your deepest, darkest secret?
 
If you could have a catchphrase, what would it be?
 

Benjamin wrote this.

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