Which Presidential Candidate Are You?

On November 2nd, 2004, the United States of America faced its hardest test yet. Could they elect someone who isn't a war criminal, a religious zealot or a corrupt adulterer? Well, as it turns out, no. But that's not the true question, the question everyone was wondering behind the furrowed brows and the parsed lips. The question was: which presidential candidate are we most like? The date might be long gone, but you can still find out here.

Get started with these questions...

1

What's the greatest threat to the United States today?

2

How about them gays, eh?

3

Have you ever obliterated a village?

4

Abortion!

5

What about the plight of the Native Americans?

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What's your stance on the war in Iraq?

7

Stem cell research?

8

What's your deepest, darkest secret?

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If you could have a catchphrase, what would it be?

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