Which Peeg are you?

He's out daily on this site; you know and love him, we're sure. (Yes, you do.) But he comes in many shapes and sizes - which one are you?

Get started with these questions...

1

It's a proven fact that loofahs - a type of vegetable sponge - are quite often DANGEROUS COMMUNIST PIGS. With this in mind, if a loofah came up to you on the street, would you get heavy on its ass with a fearsome chop?

2

Celebrities are funny animals; Kevin Bacon, for instance, permanently looked like some kind of demented man-beast. If you were a demented man-beast, would you seek a fulfilling career in film like Kevin Bacon?

3

Imagine for a moment that someone's ground your insides to a pulp and is merrily feeding them into your intestines. Wouldn't that be the wurst?

4

Do you ever feel like smoking a joint?

5

A cosh is a piece of leather-covered metal with a flexible handle; quite a nasty weapon, really. Or a nice one, if you like that sort of thing. Anyway, if you were more like one than you are at the moment, would you be cosher?

6

Do you often find yourself getting into truffle?

7

Have you ever trawled the dark corners and seedy undergrowth, looking for cheap boars?

8

When you wake up in the morning, and you've slept the wrong way and your muscles are tired and sore, do you hear your back crackling?

9

Ever wish you were pig?

10

Are you tired of bad pig puns yet?

11

Have you ever obliterated a village?

12

Have you ever obliterated a village?

13

Have you ever been saved by a wise old spider and her linguistic web-crawling antics?

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