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Which Historical Lunatic Are You?

Lunatic questions!

Have you ever obliterated a village, close relatives, or Siberia?

Yes

Do you abhor human contact?

Yes

Do you have a thing for electric light and poetry?

Yes

Were you on close terms with Mark Twain?

Yes

Do you have perfectly reasonable and sane claims to vast pomp and splendour?

Yes

Were your possessions at death a trifle on the eclectic side?

Yes

Fools! Will you destroy them all?

Yes

Planets! Will you destroy them all?

Yes

Would you consider your personal problems to be traceable to animal-related childhood trauma?

Yes

Siblings. Wouldn't they be better off dead?

Yes

Siblings. Wouldn't they be better off in bed... yours?

Yes

Are respectable professionals in considerable peril merely by being in your presence?

Yes

Have you ever felt a curious affinity with bottles, windows, decanters and the like?

Yes

Do you have problems letting go of a grudge?

Yes

Did you have severe problems understanding certain basic principles of hygiene?

Yes

Would you consider yourself highly-strung?

Yes

Feelin' Papal?

Yes

Is it unheard of for you to cause harm to another human being?

Yes

Were your final days replete with vast quantities of fruit or wigs?

Yes

Were you loved?

Yes

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