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Do you abhor human contact?
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Do you have a thing for electric light and poetry?
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Were you on close terms with Mark Twain?
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Do you have perfectly reasonable and sane claims to vast pomp and splendour?
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Were your possessions at death a trifle on the eclectic side?
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Fools! Will you destroy them all?
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Planets! Will you destroy them all?
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Would you consider your personal problems to be traceable to animal-related childhood trauma?
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Siblings. Wouldn't they be better off dead?
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Siblings. Wouldn't they be better off in bed... yours?
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Are respectable professionals in considerable peril merely by being in your presence?
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Have you ever felt a curious affinity with bottles, windows, decanters and the like?
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Do you have problems letting go of a grudge?
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Did you have severe problems understanding certain basic principles of hygiene?
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Would you consider yourself highly-strung?
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Feelin' Papal?
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Is it unheard of for you to cause harm to another human being?
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Were your final days replete with vast quantities of fruit or wigs?
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Were you loved?
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