The Glendinning Test v2.0

Noises to be found coming from your room?

Loud, enthusiastic renditions of Radiohead songs.

Shouty German music, interspersed with gunfire.

*strumstrum* "Fuck!" *strumstrum*

The clicking of a keyboard and the non-stop rhythms of feminist angst.

Not a lot. I work all day...

What's in your room?

The comfiest chair ever.

Lego. Masses of Lego.

Lots of wonderful arty pictures and stuff.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Too many computer monitors.

When was the last time you left the house?

Er .. what?

Wednesday. Wednesday pub day.

Probably sometime today.

August.

This morning, at the crack of dawn.

Preferred fighting style?

Turning people's parents into soup.

I gotta plastic Lightsaber, and I ain't afraid to use it!

Poking people when their backs are turned.

Generally being nice to folk.

"Come back, I'll bite yer kneecaps off!"

Sample quote?

"What?"

"Yeah! Let's sell fish on the internet!"

"That's where Greekness comes from."

"That's so mean ..."

"Hallloooo" (In a very silly voice.)

Your drink of choice?

Pineapple juice. Yeeeeah.

Feck! Arse! Girls!

Sleepytime tea.

Where's my pint of tea?

Not alcohol at any rate, being the one with the car.

What beast are you?

A startled rabbit, wearing a moose.

A kittie-cat.

A froggy.

A mongoose.

A meerkat.

What's the answer?

What?

Well, it's 4, innit?

Kiwi, thilly.

It's not being racist to the Americans, now is it.

Network it. Hold on, I'll hack together a program to ...

Ever obliterated a small village?

What?

Not since yesterday.

I am death incarnate!

Can't we all just get along?

Probably not.

Which Latter-Day Glendinningite are you?